Hotness Delusion Syndrome (HDS)

Hotness Delusion Syndrome (noun) / haht ness del loo zhun sin drohme/ - The state of believing you're sexier than you actually are. Generally caused when the male-female ratio skews in your favor so you get more attention than normal.

At the moment single middle-aged men are going through an epidemic of Hotness Delusion Syndrome because there are about 15% more single females in their 40s than males... So... No Casanova... It's probably NOT because you are getting more handsome...

On the flip side... No girl!! You didn't magically become a ten from the seven you were at the beginning of the night.. All that really changed was the female-male ratio... That's right girl!! Turn my boy Joel down... Go ahead and sing the lyrics to I N D E P E N D E N T out loud!! I'm not hatin on you!! Live it up while you are hot...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Don't trip Joel.... You'll bag you one next time... the trick is to get them before they fall victim to this HDS (Hotness Delusion Syndrome)!

"You've Just Been Phone Checked!!!" - Clarissa Jenkins

This woman has been acting a fool all around the office for a couple of weeks now and we finally decided to Put her to work!! I know how that sounds.. It's not that type of work.. Get your minds out of the gutter... The woman I'm talking about is the one, the only, Clarissa the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) Jenkins. People of Idaho beware because you might be next to be "Phone Checked!" by my girl..... Clarissa Jenkins!!

She made her grand debut on Monday May 23rd with this gem she likes to call "The Victoria Secretions Phone Check"




Hahahahahahaha!!! "Why is a pregnant girl buying these things?" Hahahaha!


Then on Tuesday the 24th she killed it with this one!! My favorite so far.. This is "The Helicopter Phone Check"





Yes!! Hahahahaha! Someone go bail her out!

Here are some more of Clarissa's Phone Checks!! Let me know in the Comment section which one is your Favorite so far














We've got your Clarissa Jenkin's Phone Check at 3:50p.m. and 5:50p.m. Monday through Friday.

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